29 September 2010 - 11:59Variety is the Spice of Life
Ever review a stack of resumes where the applicants’ previous job titles seem to sound painstakingly similar to one another? Or been in that stack as a prospective hire, feeling as if your credentials misrepresent you as the average Joe because titles like “manager” and “account coordinator” can only depict so much? Well, not these guys. Business Insider recently compiled a quick list of “Completely Ridiculous Tech Executive Titles,” and it inspired me to dig around the web and find a few more.
1. Chief Ninja - SCVNGR CEO
2. Chief Rockstar - SCVNGR COO
3. Clue Shredder - SCVNGR Lead Game Designer
4. King of Bling - SCVNGR _____ (no one knows what this title equates to in everyday-America-terms!)
5. Pixel Czar - SCVNGR Direct Architect
6. Chief Yahoos! - Yahoo! Co-founders
7. iCEO - Apple CEO (big surprise here)
8. President of Revenue - Twitter CFO
9. Cheezburger and Tofuburger - ICanHasCheezburger.com Co-Founders
10. Tech Monkey - Gilt Groupe Tech/Support Analyst
11. CE-Yo - Stonyfield Farm CEO
12. Random Engineer - Quora Software Developer
13. Grand Poo Bah - Cranium CEO (Too out-there? Debatable.)
14. Professor Profit - Cranium CFO
15. Viceroy of Toy - Head of Cranium Toy Department
Notable mentions include Director of First Impressions (receptionist), Resident Futurist (brand strategist), and Firestarter (business developer).
Would you ever want to hold a position with an off-the-wall title? Or could you take someone seriously who did? There are definite perks to having unusual traditions like these in a company—a strong corporate culture, for one—but from the outside looking in, it’s certainly a cause for curiosity..
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